Cactus Humor T-Shirt — "I'm Not the Hugging Type, Touch Me If You Dare" Graphic Tee
Dark Chocolate / S
$26.99 USD
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This relaxed cotton tee carries a cheeky, slightly dark sense of humor — a grumpy potted cactus with a speech bubble that says, “I’m not the hugging type. Touch me if you dare.” It’s printed on a classic crew-neck silhouette that sits comfortably at the shoulder and falls in a casual, roomy way. The illustration’s muted greens, earthy terracotta and tiny skull detail give it a little edge: wear it when you want to spark a grin, dodge small talk, or show off a dry, plant-lover’s wit. Lightweight but sturdy, the shirt feels like something you can reach for when you want comfort and personality without fuss. It layers easily under a flannel or stands alone with jeans and boots for strolls to the coffee shop, thrift runs, or lazy weekend hangs.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors — medium 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Classic crew neck and relaxed fit with ribbed knit collar that keeps its shape
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) and shoulder tape for lasting structure
- DTG + DTF printing for crisp, detailed front art and clean sleeve/neck prints
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, manufactured in Nicaragua with 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Cactus Humor T-Shirt — "I'm Not the Hugging Type, Touch Me If You Dare" Graphic Tee
$26.99 USD
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors — medium 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Classic crew neck and relaxed fit with ribbed knit collar that keeps its shape
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) and shoulder tape for lasting structure
- DTG + DTF printing for crisp, detailed front art and clean sleeve/neck prints
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, manufactured in Nicaragua with 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean